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European
English:

The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility.
As part
of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as
'Euro-English' .
In
the first year, 's' will replace the soft
'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants
jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in
favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and
keyboards kan
have
one less letter.
There will be growing publik
enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome
'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will
make words like fotograf 20% shorter. **
In
the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to reach the stage
where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the
removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent
to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre
that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the
languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By
the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and
'w' with
'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary
'o' kan be dropd from vords **kontaining
'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a
reil sensi **bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or
difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech
oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
**
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al
be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst
plas.
If
zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. :D